My parents are ridiculous…
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
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i dont like getting yelled at i literally stand there and burst into tears
remember that one time you called your teacher mom
*about to get murdered* can i get a hell yeah?
i hate most disney channel shows because they’re the same basic premise with different characters
and also who the fuck does costume design
no one actually dresses in three shirts with a vest and a plaid skirt over jeggings over jeans with twenty bracelets
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